Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
between a fly and a bird
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New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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Cigarette Warnings
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Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
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