What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....