yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
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Six stages of married life
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Who is on First?
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Apologizing to China
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Star Wars Update Changes
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Good & bad news
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Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
men and beer bottles
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Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...