Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...