A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...