A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...