How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...