Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...