The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...