I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...