Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?