Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Real opcodes
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Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...