Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...