Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...