I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...