Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...