Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...