I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.