Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...