Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...