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Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
These chickens want books
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Lesser Of Two Evils
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Pencils
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What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
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Confucious say
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If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Blinker
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