Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...