The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...