A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...