Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...