Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...