Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...