What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
headmasters and bullfrogs
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Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
The customs of an Irishman
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Math is turning bad
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Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...