The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...