Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...