Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!