A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...