Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...