Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...