It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...