Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.