Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...