Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Short Father Christmas
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What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...