How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...