If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...