An inscription problem
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Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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