Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...