Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!