Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...