The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...