If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...