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Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Change
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Christmas at the Post Office
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Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...