You looked a lot like my wife
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Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...