Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...