Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Marketing translations
|Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...