The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...