A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...